Quote from Blanche in Take Him, He's Mine
Dorothy: Oh, honey, I know that going out with Stan is big favor. Blanche: The biggest. You're asking me to spend my evening with a man you yourself describe as having the personality of a dial tone. And why? So you can go have a splendid evening with a dashing naval officer. Well, absolutely not. Under no circumstances will I entertain the notion. Dorothy: I'll let you borrow my cashmere sweater any time you want. Blanche: No. Dorothy: I'll give you outright - outright - my practically full bottle of Chanel No. 5. Blanche: Perfume or cologne? Dorothy: Cologne. Blanche: Forget it. Dorothy: I'll introduce you to all of Geoffrey's naval officer friends. Some of them have been at sea for over six months. Blanche: [to Stan] Just make yourself comfortable, honey. I'll be with you in two minutes.