Man: I'll give you a dollar for these Elvis Presley salt and pepper shakers.
Blanche: A dollar? I will have you know the day I bought these salt and pepper shakers at the Graceland gift shop, I thought I saw the King himself walk by, eating a giant chili cheeseburger and drinking a 36-ounce Dr.
Pepper. Turned out it was an impersonator, but these are still very precious mementos. And parting with them is an extremely painful sacrifice on my part.
Man: A buck and a quarter.
Blanche: A dollar and a quarter? Sir, if that is the respect you have for genuine Elvis memorabilia, then I kindly suggest you hand these over and remove yourself from my property.
Dorothy: Blanche! Blanche, I can't believe that you did that! I mean, they're just a silly salt and pepper shaker.
Blanche: The King is gone, Dorothy. But we must cherish the things he left behind: his movies, his songs-
Dorothy: And his seasonings.