Dorothy: Hey, are we to assume from your cheerful demeanor that we are talking to a new hospital administrator?
Rose: Not even close!
Blanche: Oh, what did you do, take an anti-depressant?
Rose: Oh, don't be silly. But I was depressed, incredibly depressed. I didn't know which way to turn or where to go, so I stopped in at the coffee shop at the Fountain Rock for a root beer float to make me feel better. They make the most terrific root beer float. They have that old fashioned root beer...
Dorothy: Now look, Rose, get off the float. Just get to the point.
Rose: Well, after I drank it, I started to get sad again, and then I saw the answer right in front of me.
Dorothy: What, what?
Rose: A "Help Wanted" sign.
Blanche: Oh?
Dorothy: And, and?
Rose: I am a waitress at the Fountain Rock Coffee Shop! Twelve hours a day, four days a week, minimum wage and tips, and a 60% employee discount on day-old Danish.