Rose: Hello, I'm Rose Nylund.
Lucille: I'll save you some time. I don't wear Avon, I have a mop, and I'm still paying for an encyclopedia that my son used just once to look up Sexual Genitalia, Female.
Rose: Mrs. Beatty, it's not that. It's about your husband.
Lucille: He dumped you? You've been dating him and he dumped you, and now you're getting even by telling me.
Rose: No, that's not-
Lucille: I've heard this before, I can't tell you how many times.
Rose: You have?
Lucille: You think you're the first? Please. The first time Al slept with someone else was on our honeymoon.
Rose: No!
Lucille: In Paris, the chambermaid. He always had the sign on the door, "Maid Service Requested." He slept with everyone, secretaries, schoolteachers, babysitters, neighbors, friends. One Easter, we gave our little boy some rabbits. They used to look at Al in amazement.