Dorothy: Oh, knock it off. Now, we'll take the basic security package, OK? How much did you say it would be?
Salesman: $600.
Dorothy: Fine, we'll take it.
Salesman: It's better than nothing, but not much.
Dorothy: What do you mean?
Salesman: Well, for $600, you get a siren that your neighbors ignore. But with our deluxe system, an armed guard is here within five minutes.
Blanche: I want something that electrocutes an intruder.
Rose: How much more is the deluxe system?
Salesman: Ladies, we're talking about the difference between being here in the morning, or being steak tartare.
Dorothy: How much more?
Salesman: A bit more.
Dorothy: How much?
Salesman: Exactly?
Dorothy: Yes.
Salesman: $10,000.
Dorothy: I'd rather be murdered!