Quote from Blanche in Transplant
Dorothy: Blanche, what are you doing here? Is something wrong? I mean, we didn't expect you back so soon. Blanche: Oh, the best possible thing has happened. I still have both my kidneys and my sister's fine. Dorothy: Blanche, how is that possible? Blanche: They couldn't use my kidney. My blood vessels were too small. Well, of course they're too small. I've always been very petite. Dorothy: Blanche, Virginia. Blanche: Oh, the most wonderful thing happened. They found a donor, an excellent match. She was a retired Mormon schoolteacher. Rose: Virginia's so lucky! Blanche: Oh, I'll say. That kidney was showroom-new. Why, the wildest thing that ever passed through there was Ovaltine. But the best part of it was that hunk of a doctor who examined me, he's gonna be in Florida in a few weeks. Rose: Wherever she goes, she finds a man! Sophia: So do hookers.