Quote from Sophia in Rose the Prude
Dorothy: Ma, Persian Rummy? Sophia: 500 points? Dorothy: Penny a point. Sophia: You deal. I meant to tell you, I got a card from Gloria Pelizado today. Dorothy: Oh, how many stamps did she use? Gloria Pelizado's been dead for two years. Sophia: Who said Gloria Pelizado? I said Flo Pelizado. Why don't you pay attention? Dorothy: Oh, how is Flo? Sophia: Oh, beautiful. She and her second husband, Pete, are in Rome. You remember Pete, the man you could have had? Dorothy: I did have him. That's why I didn't want him. Sophia: You and Pete? You never told me that! Dorothy: Later, later. First I want to hear about Aunt Jean and Charles Boyer. Sophia: Oh, well, you know your Aunt Jean. She was always just two steps away from the gutter. Anyway, one summer she decided to...