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- 501 Sick and Tired: Part 1
- 502 Sick and Tired: Part 2
- 503 Accurate Conception
- 504 Rose Fights Back
- 505 Love Under the Big Top
- 506 Dancing in the Dark
- 507 Not Another Monday
- 508 That Old Feeling
- 509 Comedy of Errors
- 510 All That Jazz
- 511 Ebb Tide
- 512 Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
- 513 Mary Has a Little Lamb
- 514 Great Expectations
- 515 Triple Play
- 516 Clinton Avenue Memoirs
- 517 Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
- 518 An Illegitimate Concern
- 519 72 Hours
- 520 Twice in a Lifetime
- 521 Sisters and Other Strangers
- 522 Cheaters
- 523 The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
- 524 All Bets Are Off
- 525 The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
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The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Blanche in In a Bed of Rose's
Dorothy: Come on, Rose, it'll be fun. You like square dancing.
Rose: No, thanks.
Blanche: You're only gonna be dancing with men. You can't kill them by doing that.
Rose: Nope. No more men. That's it for me.
Blanche: No more men? My God, I would die. I would just die.
Dorothy: It's not like no more food, Blanche.
Blanche: It's worse!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Dorothy in Cheaters
Dorothy: [answering phone] Hello. Oh, look. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to interrupt. I'm sure this is a very worthy cause, but to be perfectly frank, at this moment, I couldn't give a flying fig about whooping cranes. No, I have to keep the line free. Fine. I'll send you a check. Hold it, let me grab a pencil. OK. Whooping Cranes Box 1990, Newcastle, Louisiana, got it. Glad I could help. Bye-bye.
Quote from Blanche in Take Him, He's Mine
Dorothy: And I was feeling jealous and Ionely and... God knows what else.
Blanche: Magenta.
Dorothy: Excuse me?
Blanche: Magenta. That's what I call it when I get that way. All kinds of feelings tumbling all over themselves. Well, you know, you're not quite blue because you're not really sad and although you're a little jealous, you wouldn't say you're green with envy, and every now and then you realize you're kinda scared but you'd hardly call yourself yellow. I hate that feeling. I just hate it. And I hate the color magenta. That's why I named it that. Magenta. No way to really explain it but, fortunately, between friends, you don't have to.