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- 501 Sick and Tired: Part 1
- 502 Sick and Tired: Part 2
- 503 Accurate Conception
- 504 Rose Fights Back
- 505 Love Under the Big Top
- 506 Dancing in the Dark
- 507 Not Another Monday
- 508 That Old Feeling
- 509 Comedy of Errors
- 510 All That Jazz
- 511 Ebb Tide
- 512 Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
- 513 Mary Has a Little Lamb
- 514 Great Expectations
- 515 Triple Play
- 516 Clinton Avenue Memoirs
- 517 Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
- 518 An Illegitimate Concern
- 519 72 Hours
- 520 Twice in a Lifetime
- 521 Sisters and Other Strangers
- 522 Cheaters
- 523 The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
- 524 All Bets Are Off
- 525 The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
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The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Blanche in Bedtime Story
Rose: What are you doing?
Blanche: I am contouring my eyebrows. I use Miss Christie Brinkley as a guide 'cause we have the exactly same bone structure. I just hope she doesn't go to pot after that baby comes. I don't want that big-eyed husband of hers coming after me.
Rose: I never do very much with my eyebrows.
Blanche: That's why, from the nose up, you look like Wilfred Brimley.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Rose in Dateline: Miami
[flashback:]
Rose: Come on, Arnie, I want to show you the answer to a riddle. What's Irish and stays out all night?
Arnie: I don't know. What, Rose?
Rose: Paddy O'Furniture.