The Golden Girls Quotes
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- Season 1
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- Season 4
- Season 5
- 501 Sick and Tired: Part 1
- 502 Sick and Tired: Part 2
- 503 Accurate Conception
- 504 Rose Fights Back
- 505 Love Under the Big Top
- 506 Dancing in the Dark
- 507 Not Another Monday
- 508 That Old Feeling
- 509 Comedy of Errors
- 510 All That Jazz
- 511 Ebb Tide
- 512 Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
- 513 Mary Has a Little Lamb
- 514 Great Expectations
- 515 Triple Play
- 516 Clinton Avenue Memoirs
- 517 Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
- 518 An Illegitimate Concern
- 519 72 Hours
- 520 Twice in a Lifetime
- 521 Sisters and Other Strangers
- 522 Cheaters
- 523 The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
- 524 All Bets Are Off
- 525 The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
- Season 6
- Season 7
The Golden Girls

Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Rose in Brotherly Love
Rose: Four nights in a row and I still can't sleep.
Sophia: Please, I haven't had a decent nights sleep since I was 70.
Rose: You're right, I shouldn't complain. I mean, four nights is nothing compared to Elsa Yuderruden back in St.
Olaf. She stayed awake for 17 straight days in a rocking chair marathon. Of course, she couldn't have done it without moral support of her children and her husband. And his cattle prod.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Dorothy in The Way We Met
[flashback:]
Rose: I'll make it up to you, Dorothy, I promise. Listen, if there's ever a night where you can't sleep, I'll come to your room and sing "Kumbaya."
Dorothy: Rose, I don't know what to say. Yes, I do. Don't ever do that.
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
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Quote from Blanche in Family Affair
Dorothy: What do you mean she is too good for him?
Rose: Well, he doesn't even have a job.
Blanche: Well, neither does Henry Kissinger but he's still highly regarded.
Quote from Rose in One for the Money
[flashback:]
Blanche: You know, this is boring.
Rose: I know how we could make the time go faster. We could sing a work song, like they do on the railroad. Just follow my lead. [singing] Gonna stuff a chicken.
Blanche & Dorothy: Gonna stuff a chicken
Rose: Like my mama taught me
Blanche & Dorothy: Like my mama taught me
Rose: Gonna take the chicken, [high-pitched] down to Mississippi
Sophia: Rose. Rose, just stuff it.
Quote from Blanche in Take Him, He's Mine
Dorothy: And I was feeling jealous and Ionely and... God knows what else.
Blanche: Magenta.
Dorothy: Excuse me?
Blanche: Magenta. That's what I call it when I get that way. All kinds of feelings tumbling all over themselves. Well, you know, you're not quite blue because you're not really sad and although you're a little jealous, you wouldn't say you're green with envy, and every now and then you realize you're kinda scared but you'd hardly call yourself yellow. I hate that feeling. I just hate it. And I hate the color magenta. That's why I named it that. Magenta. No way to really explain it but, fortunately, between friends, you don't have to.