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- 306 Letter to Gorbachev
- 307 Strange Bedfellows
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- 309 A Visit from Little Sven
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- 315 Dorothy's New Friend
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The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Dorothy in Sister of the Bride
Dorothy: They can sleep in Ma's room and she'll sleep with me.
Sophia: Oh, Ma doesn't get a say. It doesn't matter what Ma thinks. Ma's a piece of furniture who has no feelings or opinions.
Dorothy: Nonsense, my little hat rack.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Rose in Big Daddy's Little Lady
Rose: Dorothy, I'm telling you, we're doing great. The song will be fine. We just need to find a rhyme for "orange". What rhymes with "orange"?
Dorothy: Cheesecake?
Rose: "Orange cheesecake". "Orange cheesecake". I suppose that could work.
Dorothy: I meant to eat, Rose.