The Golden Girls Quotes
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- Season 1
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- 201 End of the Curse
- 202 Ladies of the Evening
- 203 Take Him, He's Mine
- 204 It's a Miserable Life
- 205 Isn't It Romantic?
- 206 Big Daddy's Little Lady
- 207 Family Affair
- 208 Vacation
- 209 Joust Between Friends
- 210 Love, Rose
- 211 Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
- 212 The Sisters
- 213 The Stan Who Came to Dinner
- 214 The Actor
- 215 Before and After
- 216 And Then There Was One
- 217 Bedtime Story
- 218 Forgive Me, Father
- 219 Long Day's Journey into Marinara
- 220 Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
- 221 Dorothy's Prized Pupil
- 222 Diamond in the Rough
- 223 Son-in-Law Dearest
- 224 To Catch a Neighbor
- 225 A Piece of Cake
- 226 Empty Nests
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- Season 7
The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Sophia in One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
Dorothy: No, I had the time of my life last night. And even if he never calls again, at least we'll always have Don's Crab House.
Sophia: Ingrid Bergman had Paris, my pussycat has crabs.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Dorothy in Cheaters
Dorothy: [answering phone] Hello. Oh, look. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to interrupt. I'm sure this is a very worthy cause, but to be perfectly frank, at this moment, I couldn't give a flying fig about whooping cranes. No, I have to keep the line free. Fine. I'll send you a check. Hold it, let me grab a pencil. OK. Whooping Cranes Box 1990, Newcastle, Louisiana, got it. Glad I could help. Bye-bye.