The Golden Girls Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- 101 The Engagement
- 102 Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?
- 103 Rose the Prude
- 104 Transplant
- 105 The Triangle
- 106 On Golden Girls
- 107 The Competition
- 108 Break-In
- 109 Blanche and the Younger Man
- 110 The Heart Attack
- 111 Stan's Return
- 112 The Custody Battle
- 113 A Little Romance
- 114 That Was No Lady
- 115 In a Bed of Rose's
- 116 The Truth Will Out
- 117 Nice and Easy
- 118 The Operation
- 119 Second Motherhood
- 120 Adult Education
- 121 The Flu
- 122 Job Hunting
- 123 Blind Ambitions
- 124 Big Daddy
- 125 The Way We Met
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Sophia in There Goes the Bride: Part 2
Rose: What do you want, Myra?
Myra: I just came here to tell you I'm not gonna bother you anymore. You can have Ray. But you should know you're not the only young blonde bimbo in his life.
Rose: I don't want your husband. I never did.
Myra: I understand that now. I think I was just afraid of starting all over at my age. My daughter's checking me in to a lovely retirement home called Shady Pines.
Sophia: That's great. Come out to the lanai, I'll give you the lowdown on Shady Pines. You know, who does what for cigarettes.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Trending Quotes
Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Dorothy in Cheaters
Dorothy: [answering phone] Hello. Oh, look. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to interrupt. I'm sure this is a very worthy cause, but to be perfectly frank, at this moment, I couldn't give a flying fig about whooping cranes. No, I have to keep the line free. Fine. I'll send you a check. Hold it, let me grab a pencil. OK. Whooping Cranes Box 1990, Newcastle, Louisiana, got it. Glad I could help. Bye-bye.
Quote from Sophia in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Dorothy: Ma, you slept with him, didn't you? Come over here. Look me in the eye. Did you sleep with Tony Delveccio?
Sophia: A little.
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: Blanche made me do it.
Dorothy: What? Don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
Sophia: Who blabbed?