Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sometimes, it's hard to accept that we can't fix everything. But luckily, there are certain things we can.
Adam: Good news. Due to the overwhelmingly negative response to my performance tonight, they rescheduled the play for tomorrow, as long as I promise not to go anywhere near the stage.
Brea: Mm. Sure. Nothing like the excitement of a second opening night.
Adam: I know! I-I'm... What I did was unforgivable. I was jealous and petty. I just thought tonight was my moment, so I couldn't stand that it was yours. I'm the world's worst boyfriend.
Brea: I mean, the world's a big place, but you're definitely near the bottom.
Adam: It's just, you're so damn good. It's unfair.
Brea: You really think so?
Adam: Brea, I know. You gotta go back out there tomorrow, 'cause if you don't, I'll never forgive myself.
Brea: Mm. It's tempting to let you suffer a little, but... I guess I could give it another shot.
Adam: Me or the play?
Brea: Both.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In life, we have plans for the way we want things to go. But life doesn't always work that way. It's full of surprises. Some of them are wonderful. And some of them are heartbreaking. But whatever the future may hold, it's the support of the people we love that helps us carry on.

Barry: Super important relationship business. We need a new couple name.
Joanne: Yeah, Bear-Jo just isn't poppin'.
Erica: Guys, this isn't a good time. I'm emotionally drained.
Barry: Perfect. I'll start. Big and Little Tasty. Joanne featuring Barry. PB and J minus P.
Geoff: I deserve this for introducing them.
Barry: The Jo-fessor and Barry Anne.
Geoff: What?
Joanne: Bo-Bo McJoJo.
Geoff: No.
Barry: Jarry and Boanne.
Joanne: Barryana Joans.
Geoff: Please.
Barry: The Beauty and Joanne.
Geoff: That doesn't make sense.
Joanne: Roberto Clemente.
Geoff: Th... That one.