‘Weird Al’
Season 3, Episode 15 - Aired February 17, 2016
Visiting her grandmother from out of town, Dana is not enthusiastic about going to a Weird Al concert, so Adam comes to accept their relationship may end. Meanwhile, when Erica and Barry become peer counselors at school, they soon discover Murray exhibits all the signs of depression and have a "counsel-off" to help him.
Quote from Murray
Murray: What the hell's wrong with you two?
Erica: Forget what that dope's doing. All I'm looking for is a smile on your face. Let me see that smile.
Barry: Yeah, smile for Barry.
Erica: No. Shut up. Smile for Erica!
Murray: Fine. If I smile, will you both leave?
Erica: Mm-hmm.
[Murray smiles]
Erica: That's your smile?
Barry: God, what is that?
Erica: Why?
Murray: Yeah, this is what you wanted.
Barry: It's so wrong and disturbing!
Murray: Look at it!
Erica: Stop it!
Murray: Look at the joy on my face!
Barry: Are you my dad?
Murray: Now get over here and hug me!
Erica: This was a terrible mistake! I'm so sorry!
Barry: No, wait! Don't leave me alone with that face! Oh, my god!
Murray: That's right! Run!
Quote from Adam
Dana: Can we maybe just do something more fun instead?
Adam: How can you say that? Wasn't it fun when we slow-danced to "I Think I'm A Clone Now"?
Dana: Only 'cause I like the Tiffany song. I closed my eyes and imagined the original lyrics.
Adam: You faked it?
Dana: I just don't like Weird Al like I used to, okay?
Weird Al: Ouch! Not gonna lie, random child. That stings.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: Mr. Goldberg.
Murray: Got your call. What'd these morons do that I had to leave work early?
Mr. Glascott: Please, have a seat, Mr. Goldberg. We need to have a very serious discussion about you.
Murray: Me?
Mr. Glascott: Your kids are concerned that you might have a real case of the blues. Luckily, I'm here to help, and so is Carl. He's a real sad sack, too. Why don't you two talk? [high-pitched voice] Hey, Mr. Goldberg. What's up, buddy?
Murray: What's with everybody and puppets?!
Mr. Glascott: [high-pitched voice] You can talk to me.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: No, look. You made him think his relationship was over, and now you're gonna fix it.
Weird Al: It's not happening.
Beverly: Oh, it's happening. You're gonna get on that tour bus, take it into the suburbs, and put on a private concert for Adam and Dana with all their favorite songs.
Weird Al: Such as?
Beverly: "Every Rose Has Its Thorn".
Weird Al: "Every Toe Has Its Corn"?
Beverly: "The Wind Beneath My Wings".
Weird Al: "The Bed Above My Springs".
Beverly: "Material Girl".
Weird Al: "Bacterial Earl"!
Beverly: "Heaven Is A Place On Earth".
Weird Al: "Kevin Is A Dude With Girth".
Beverly: "Careless Whisper".
Weird Al: "Your Hairless Sister".
Beverly: "Fight The Power".
Weird Al: "Smell The Flounder"?
Beverly: Stop it.