‘The Greatest Musical Ever Written’
Season 4, Episode 8 - Aired November 30, 2016
Barry is upset when Adam and Lainey are cast in the school production of Phantom of the Opera. Meanwhile, Beverly takes charge of home ec class to teach Erica a lesson.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: I am the phantasm of the gymnatorium # So listen close, this is my story-um
Quote from Adam
Principal Ball: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no. No! Just because you say it is not "Phantom of the Opera" does not make your play legal.
Adam: But they're nothing alike. In theirs, the Phantom takes Christine on a boat ride in his underground lair. In ours, the Phantasm takes Chrissy on a jet ski in his above-ground pool.
Dave Kim: They're the same thing, dude.
Adam: That's because you played the characters the same, Dave Kim! You have no range!
Quote from Geoff
Barry: Come on, Dan. Really dig in there. I'm mostly muscle. How are you not getting this?
Andy: Oh, I am loving mine. Naked Rob is really working out those knots.
Naked Rob: Shh, shh, shh. Just let your day fall away, bro.
Lainey: Ooh, a massage circle. Can I get in on this?
Barry: No one touches my girlfriend. Everyone form a line, not a circle. Lainey's first.
Geoff: I got to be the masseuse caboose? Screw this. I'm telling Ms. Cinoman on you guys.