Erica: No! I will kill you! I am not kidding. I will go to jail, I will do my time. I may come out a different person, but it'll be worth it!

Beverly: Oh, you're so awesome! You remind me of my other favorite band, Kiss.
Barry: No, no, no, no! Stop, stop!

Murray: Marriage is not like a magazine subscription. You don't have to keep renewing it.
Beverly: Well, you do if you want to keep the magazine.
Murray: Well this magazine right here, you get for free for the rest of your life.

Barry: Ah, she's good. Acting all, "I don't like you."
Adam: I think that's 'cause she doesn't like you.
Barry: Aw, sweet, naive baby child. She's just playing hard to get. It's obvious I'm all she thinks about.
Adam: It's not that obvious.

Beverly: Yeah, that's gonna be a polite pass.
Adam: What?
Barry: What? You never say no to us!
Adam: Yeah! We're your delicious snuggle monsters.
Barry: I don't think she understands. Give us the thing we want!
Beverly: Love to, but can't.

Barry: What are you talking about?
Erica: You're out of the band. You keep winking at Lainey and staring at Lainey. And one time, I saw you smell Lainey.
Lainey: Wait. What?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And even though they were different styles, sometimes, music melds together into one glorious mash-up. This was not one of those times.

Barry: You're sitting through the ceremony. My God. All you do is sit. It's a problem, really.
Murray: Shut up. Your mother thought it was low blood sugar. Actually, I was just so overwhelmed.
Barry: Why?
Murray: Look at her. She's so beautiful and smart. I never thought I'd be good enough for her.

Murray: I'm not very good, uh, with vows. And, uh, God knows I'm not a prince. The one thing I do know for sure is you are my Princess. And I am the luckiest nobody in the world.

Lainey: Listen, about what I said.
Barry: No, it's fine. I get it. You don't feel the same way about me. But I'll win you over.
Lainey: No, you won't.
Barry: Yeah, I will.
Lainey: No, you won't.
Barry: Yes, I will.
Lainey: No, you won't.