Adam: [quietly] I'm passing out.
Beverly: That's right. Coming soon to book retailers near you.
Adam: I'm passing out.
Beverly: What?
Adam: I'm passing out.
Beverly: Do you want to sit down or something?
Adam: I'm gone! I'm gone. I'm down.
Beverly: I'm Beverly Goldberg, thank you, and good night. Mama's Mama's here, schmoo!

Dr. Katman: Hey, Goldie. Listen, I didn't sleep all night after I unloaded on you. Not my best me.
Barry: No, I deserved that surprising barrage of potty language.
Dr. Katman: Look, I know how important that letter is to you, so I wrote you another one.
Barry: You wrote a third letter?
Dr. Katman: Third? Buddy, this is the second one right here.
Barry: No, this is the second letter. You gave it to my dad yesterday.
Dr. Katman: He may have given it to you, but I didn't give it to him.
Barry: Wait! That's why my dad told me not to talk to you! He didn't want us to figure this out.
Dr. Katman: Figure what out? What the hell is in that envelope, pal?
Barry: God only knows!
Dr. Katman: We gotta open that letter.
Barry: But what about trust and all that stuff you got mad about?
Dr. Katman: I've never been on this side of it before! It is really eating away at me, buddy!
Barry: Me too! But how do we open this letter without ruining it?
Dr. Katman: With the answer to everything. Science!

Beverly: Hey, pickle, maybe you should just watch The A Team instead?
Adam: I just wanted to see if my on-camera debut was as bad as I thought. And it's worse.
Beverly: No. You were adorable.
Adam: You don't have to do that, Mom. I just really wanted to help you.
Beverly: Listen, lovebug, you putting yourself out there to support me, it helped me more than you could ever know.
Adam: Come on, I just ended up embarrassing you again.
Beverly: Adam, I love every embarrassing thing about you. It's what makes you the most special, brilliant boy anyone could ever ask for.
Adam: Well, if this cookbook thing doesn't pan out, at least we learned you're shockingly awesome on camera.
Beverly: Forget TV. That cookbook is my dream, and knowing I have your support lets me know that one day, it'll happen. Until then, I'll leave the cooking shows to you and Chad.

Barry: Okay, just mailed in my last recco and application. Only a few months left, and I'm outta this dump.
Andy: School sucks.
Matt: I'll cherish you all.
Barry: Our lives are finally beginning, JTP. I can't wait to come back for our 10-year reunion and show everyone how awesome we all are.
Geoff: Oh, we'll show 'em when I roll up with Erica, and I'll be like, "'Sup! This wasn't a fluke."
Andy: Well, I'll cruise in on my rocket boots and my two wives named Heather, Locklear and Thomas.
Barry: Oh, yeah? I'm gonna beam here from planet Barry, where I ride space elephants and rule Rap City with an iron fist.
Matt: Wow, I can't wait for this reunion.
Barry: Reunions!
All: Reunions!