‘The Adam Bomb’
Season 2, Episode 17 - Aired April 1, 2015
When Erica considers skipping college in the hopes of making it in the music business, Beverly is worried that Erica is setting herself up for disappointment. Beverly hopes that Murray will be the one to smush Erica's dreams, but he's fed up of always being the bad guy. Meanwhile, an April Fools' prank escalates into a battle between Adam and Barry.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I saw something today that changed me. David Hasselhoff was on the Great Wall of China in a light up jacket singing about freedom. And it occurred to me, if Knight Rider can make East and West Russia find common ground, maybe we can too.
Pops: While your facts are wildly off, your spirit is right on the money.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: See, millions of girls wanna be stars, but they end up becoming waitresses or dogwalkers, or music teachers, and that is no life anyone would wish for their little girl. No offense.
Quote from Erica
Erica: I will sing for quarters on the subway. I will sleep on lumpy couches owned by creepy disc-jockeys. Sure, when times get tough, I may have to go cry in a bank vestibule, but then in the end I will be bigger than Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. But not Madonna, because I'm realistic.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Yeah, basketball's not my sport.
Barry: Well, sports aren't your sport. Even my shoe thinks you're a nerd! What was that? Punch your brother in the nards?
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Because I'm the dream pusher and you're the dream smusher. That's how this works.
Murray: This is a thing? I'm the smusher?
Beverly: Yes, I push, you smush. It's the natural order of things.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Sure, I'm athletic and enjoy awesome stuff, while everything you know and love is for losers who suck it life. But, even though we're from two different worlds, I believe we can live in harmony.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Listen to our snuggle-monkey. She has a plan. It's sure fire.
Quote from Adam
Barry: Where's all your nerd stuff for me to stomp on?
Adam: Put it all in storage. Now I live in a room without joy or happiness. In your face!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ricky Gold, Big Tasty. Thank you for meeting me on such short notice.
Erica: Meeting? We're eating breakfast.
Beverly: Let me cut to the chase. What I'm looking at are two musical giants on the precipice of greatness. And as your mom-ager-
Barry: No!
Beverly: - I present The Tasty Gold experience. Even better, I won't take ten percent, you can pay me in huggies and smoochies.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Your toy's a hundred bucks, this is a million dollars!
Adam: They're one dollar a packet.
Barry: Everyone knows they triple in value every day.