Barry: Oh, heard my name. It better be in reference to someone with exceptional talent, who can rap and break-dance.

Murray: Look at you guys I turned on the sprinklers, and you still made it through. Yeah. Happy Halloween.

Beverly: I know you've been out, mister man.
Adam: No, I-I was right here the whole time.
Beverly: My photo cube was moved, darling. I always proudly display it with your picture facing out. Because you're my little baby star. But all I saw was this.
Adam: Photo cube.
Beverly: This conversation is over. Time to get to work.
Adam: Oh, God. Don't break my ankles.
Beverly: Ankles? I'm making you a pumpkin pie. I got to smash up the insides.
Adam: Oh. That's very thoughtful.
Beverly: And you can have some once you fix the story. Boop!

Evelyn Silver: Who's in the plant?
Erica: Oh, it's Nate, Lainey's hot cousin. He doesn't speak.
Barry: [muffled] Are we at the dance yet?!
Erica: He doesn't speak.

Pops: Well, the story sure is different now.
Beverly: In a good way, right? The Veeberly isn't a mom-ster at all now.
Pops: Yes, she's made of pure love, and her sole mission in life is not to fail as a mother.
Beverly: That's why her children let her move in with them.
Pops: Beverly, this is wrong on so many levels. Did you even see the new cover Adam made? "Schmoopie Loves Mommy". That's a very off-putting title.

Geoff: Come on. I've known you since, like, kindergarten. There's always one thing that can cheer you up, no matter what. [slow music plays]
Erica: I'm not singing, Geoff.
Geoff: That's okay. I'll start. What? You think I won't? I will. I'm not afraid. [singing]
Lift up your head Wash off your mascara You're really doing this, huh? Here, take my Kleenex Wipe that lipstick away
Erica: Oh, no.
Geoff: [singing] Show me your face Clean as the morning I know things were bad But now they're okay- Come on. I know you want to sing. I can see it.
[singing] Suddenly Seymour Is standing beside you- Don't leave me hanging.
Erica: [singing] Don't need no makeup
Geoff: You? Never.
Erica: Don't have to pretend
Geoff: All together now.
Both: Suddenly Seymour Is here to provide you With sweet understanding Seymour's your friend
Erica: Thanks for being such a good friend.
Geoff: Always.

Barry: You feeling better?
Erica: Kinda. Geoff said you sent him in to cheer me up. You know I tortured you for years, and you really had every right to throw it back in my face.
Barry: I just didn't like seeing you be the Barry.
Erica: You got in a plant for me. You were there for me. If that's being a Barry, then I'm okay with that.
Barry: Know what a Barry would do right now? Get back on that dance floor and have an awesome night.

Murray: Beverly. Where's my Sports Illustrated? Don't make me read a shampoo bottle. "Cujo." "Big friendly dog chases a rabbit into an underground cave a sleeping evil crueler than death itself." Oh, this ought to hold me for about 9 to 16 minutes. Yeah.