Adam Quote #561

Quote from Adam in Spaceballs

Mr. Geary: Tell her, Adam. Tell her what happens when a bill just languishes.
Adam: Uh, yes, what does happen next? Uh... [singing softly] I'm just a bill Yes, I'm only a bill-
Jackie: Adam?
Mr. Geary: Is that Schoolhouse Rock?
Adam: No.
Mr. Geary: 'Cause it sounds like Schoolhouse Rock.
Adam: Does it?
Mr. Geary: Yes, it sounds like you don't know about basic government, so you're singing Schoolhouse Rock to remind yourself.
Adam: No. It's, uh... no.

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 ‘Spaceballs’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Erica's ditching college to form a band.
Murray: No.
Erica: Well, look at that. Dad's still alive and oddly calm, considering I'm dropping out.
Murray: The reason I'm so calm is because it's not happening, moron. I was a deadbeat loser before college. It turned my life around.
Beverly: And dropping out was the biggest regret of my life. I could have been a lawyer.
Murray: She could have been a lawyer!

Quote from Beverly

Murray: I'll fix it.
Erica: Fix it how? How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
Beverly: Your father's been activated. It's a combo of aggravation, frustration, and rage so powerful it makes him the most determined man on the planet.
Pops: Look at him go!
Erica: How is he across the quad already? Is he climbing stairs? He's climbing stairs two at a time, and without a rail.
Beverly: Even stairs can't stop him when he's activated.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Jackie: Oh, my God. Adam, this is fantastic. Look, you guys. This is exactly what this paper needs, a political cartoonist.
Adam: Uh, whuzzanuh?
Dave Kim: Oh, man. He's using Darth Vader as a commentary on Reagan's destruction of our environment.
Coach Mellor: We are not printing this smear piece, commie! Ronald Reagan's an American hero, and he created the Presidential Physical Fitness Test with his bare hands.