Erica Quote #335
Quote from Erica in The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Erica: All we need now is a kick-ass lady drummer.
Lainey: Ooh, that's gonna be hard to find.
Other Erica: I'll do it.
Erica: Wait, really? I thought you were an Art History major.
Other Erica: My stupid mom forced me to take marching band in middle school.
Erica: So you still play?
Other Erica: No, but I air-drum to Genesis, like, all the time and I'm, like, sick at it.
Erica: Okay, we got our drummer! It's fate!
Lainey: Seriously, what are the chances you end up with a roommate who likes the idea of drumming?
Erica: This literally can't fail. Dude, look at her go! That probably sounds amazing.
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Quote from Barry
Beverly: I just- I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor. He said the most likely outcome here is that you'll be a city-wide pariah.
Barry: [gasps] The fish that have teeth? Yes! They're the sharks of the river.
Beverly: Not "piranha," Barry. I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me. Today, Big Tasty wins the most coveted prize in AM radio.
Adam: You do realize these are virtually impossible to win, right?
Barry: Not when you invented a top-secret formula that guarantees me to be the 100th caller.
Adam: Seriously? How?
Barry: Two words, Math matics.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 85. So close.
Barry: It's 1.7 seconds per call, so if I multiply the amount of callers by the rate of calls, then I dial them up in exactly-
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Dial right now! Don't wait another second!
Barry: 37 minutes.
Adam: Yeah, that's not right.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 90.
Adam: You should call right now!
Barry: You dare question my Texas Instruments?! It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro!