Beverly Quote #741
Quote from Beverly in Parents Just Don't Understand
Beverly: Murray, Erica's throwing a party.
Murray: And I'm spinning out. We all got our stuff.
Beverly: Donahue did a show about the horrors of college ragers. Did you know that a keg can roll over a kid just like the boulder in "Indiana Jones"? What should I do?
Murray: Don't ask me. The boys just wrote a song about what a garbage dad I am.
Beverly: Oh, please, stop overreacting. Now, where are my keys? I got to drive to D.C. and save Erica before Donahue does a special on her.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Parents Just Don't Understand’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Here, try Bevy's secret hangover recipe.
Other Erica: Why does it smell like fish?
Beverly: That's the shrimp. It's the aspirin of the sea. Drink up.
Quote from Murray
Murray: What kind of college has hard candies lying around?
Beverly: You don't know! There could be a lobby with a dish.
Murray: Are you watching that S.O.B. Phil Donahue again?
Beverly: He did an expose on choking hazards, Murray. Did you know that hard candy kills more people than smoking?
Murray: That gray-haired bastard. All he does is make you worry.
Quote from Murray
Murray: You guys think I'm a bad dad?
Barry: Not you specifically. The song's called "Dads Just Don't Care", all dads.
Murray: You say my first and last name. You're literally shoving me into the garbage.
Barry: True, true. We did do that.
Adam: Come on, it's just a goof. We bust balls, we have fun. You get it.
Murray: Ha. I get it. And you know what? Go [bleep] yourself.
All: Whoa!
Murray: You guys think I nap because I'm lazy? No. I nap because I work my [bleep] fingers to the bone so you little [bleep] can have your dumb [bleep] tennis shoes and your expensive [bleep] cameras.
Andy: Uh I feel like we should go.
Murray: No, you little [bleep] need to hear this.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That day, my dad did the one thing every parent wishes they could do. He called his kids out for being spoiled and ungrateful, pulling no punches and speaking from the heart. For my dad, it was a taste of glory.
Murray: And if you remember one thing from this conversation, let it be this Hee-haw-hmm!