Barry Quote #493
Barry: Behold Andre Agassi! The greatest player in the world. You know why?
Adam: Skill?
Barry: Partly. But the other part? A deadly combination of splash, flash, and mullet.
Adam: A mullet can do that?
Barry: A mullet doesn't have a boss. It takes no orders! It's above the law! Like Steven Seagal!
Adam: But Seagal has a ponytail.
Barry: Which is just a fancy mullet tied with a rubber band. Why aren't you writing any of this down?
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Quote from Erica
Beverly: You stole my credit card to pay for a party?
Erica: No idea what you're talking about.
Beverly: Uh, hello? "Erica Goldberg's Valentine's Day Disco is Dead Party"! Your name is right there.
Erica: Oh, that's the other Erica Goldberg in school. I'm Erica F. Goldberg.
Beverly: No, that's Adam's stupid thing! And nobody cares about his dumb feud with the other Adam, anyway.
Quote from Erica
Lainey: We've all come together to say that we want the old Erica back.
Andy: Yeah, we want the Erica from the last three years. You know, you were so confident and talented.
Naked Rob: But this year, you're weak and sad and boy-crazy.
Erica: Thank you for that honest assessment, Barry's interchangeable friends.
Naked Rob: Ouch.
Andy: I know. I get it.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Come on, our home movies always come first. You know the saying flicks before chicks.