Barry Quote #455
Quote from Barry in The Greatest Musical Ever Written
Barry: After much personal reflection, I've decided that I need to put aside my hate of everything you love and accept my destiny. I'm here to be a star.
Ms. Cinoman: I don't follow.
Barry: Neither do I. I lead. And Big Tasty's gonna make this dull-ass musical more popular than a football game. That's the reach of my appeal.
Ms. Cinoman: Ah, okay, well, auditions have already happened-
Barry: Do you want butts in seats or not?
Ms. Cinoman: Of course I want butts in seats. That's all I care about.
Barry: Then make me the lead of the show. Stedman, I guess.
Ms. Cinoman: Wait. What?
Barry: "The Phantom of the Oprah". I assume it's her longtime companion, Stedman. The man behind the woman.
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Quote from Barry
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, putting aside that you don't know the title or the show and that we're already rehearsing, can you even sing?
Barry: Of course. I sing rap style.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, well, there's no rapping in this play.
Barry: [Rapping] # Her name's Oprah Winfrey # Her partner is Stedman Back off, Donahue, or else you're a dead man She's a cultural icon, collected and calm She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom [clicks tongue]
Quote from Adam
Lainey: And guess what? You're Raoul.
Adam: Wait are you sure it's not the other Adam Goldberg? He's an actor, too.
Lainey: There's an "F." It's Adam F.
Adam: My first big part. Suck it, other Adam Goldberg! Don't tell him I said that. I fear him.
Quote from Barry
Ms. Cinoman: Yay. Well, uh, thank you.
Barry: And then I break dance and kiss Lainey and win whatever's the theater equivalent of the Stanley Cup. I'll thank Oprah in my speech.
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, the show's not about Oprah.
Barry: But hear me out. Could it be?