Adam Quote #290

Quote from Adam in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Erica: Me?!
Beverly: Yes, you. Who else would it be?
Erica: Kermit D. Fonz? That's got Adam written all over it.
Beverly: You expect me to believe that Adam did this?
Erica: Yes.
Beverly: Adam?
Erica: Adam.
Beverly: My delicious little snuggle monster?
Erica: Yes, Adam.
Beverly: Adam?
Erica: He's guilty. Tell her you're guilty.
Adam: Why does she say these things, Mama? I'm just a little boy.
Beverly: See? He has an alibi. He's a little boy.

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 ‘12 Tapes for a Penny’ Quotes

Quote from Lainey

Lainey: Ugh. I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. They used to do it all the time when we dated.
Barry: Your dad liked him while you two were dating? I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend.
Lainey: Oh, sweetie, no. My dad hates you as, like, a person. You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Wow. That's a whole lot of music cassettes. How did you get the money for all that?
Adam: Do you want to ask questions? Or do you want a little Neil Diamond?
Pops: I saw nothing.
Adam: Good answer.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.