Barry Quote #379
Quote from Barry in 12 Tapes for a Penny
Barry: Come on, Dad. You're Bill's best friend. Just talk to him for me.
Murray: Talk? We mostly sit in comfortable silence and drink.
Barry: You never once told him how cool or funny or athletic I am?
Murray: You know, it's never come up, and I don't think it ever will.
Barry: Can you at least tell him how good I am at getting all the shampoo out of my hair in the shower?
Murray: As a favor to you, no.
Barry: Did you tell him how I can palm a volleyball?
Murray: No, 'cause you can't do it consistently.
Barry: Tell him how good I am at all-you-can-eat shrimp. That red lobster hates me. Tell him.
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Quote from Lainey
Lainey: Ugh. I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. They used to do it all the time when we dated.
Barry: Your dad liked him while you two were dating? I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend.
Lainey: Oh, sweetie, no. My dad hates you as, like, a person. You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Wow. That's a whole lot of music cassettes. How did you get the money for all that?
Adam: Do you want to ask questions? Or do you want a little Neil Diamond?
Pops: I saw nothing.
Adam: Good answer.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.