Murray Quote #307

Quote from Murray in Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards

Murray: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's two whole ounces of milk right there. Pour it back.
Erica: But it's blue from all the Boo Berry.
Murray: Berries are healthy. Pour it back.

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 ‘Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Vic: Do me a favor. Don't tell Murray you heard it from me, okay?
Beverly: Of course, Vic. I permiss.
Vic: Did you just say "I permiss"?
Beverly: No, I said "I pormiss."
Vic: Por... Por...
Beverly: I pormiss?
Vic: Wait, what?
Beverly: Got to go!

Quote from Barry

Barry: Yes! Left field, which is your right, so it still counts.
Adam: Dude. How do the Phillys not recruit you right now, fresh out of high school.
Barry: That's what I ask when I call them!

 Murray Goldberg Quotes

Quote from Dinner with the Goldbergs

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was now decision-making time. And for my dad, the only choice was how to save money.
Murray: Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules. Remember, no prime cuts, no fancy sides, no out-of-season vegetables, no market price, no salad bar, no items in French, no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
All: No appetizers of any kind, 'cause that's how they screw ya.
Geoff: Does that include a nice soup?
Murray: Are you for real? Is he for real? You're gonna eat a little meal before you eat a big meal? How many meals do you need?

Quote from A Chorus Lie

Erica: How is it my fault that every guy in our school is an unbearable moron?
Lainey: That's another thing. You gotta stop calling everyone a moron.
Murray: Morons! You're being too loud! Find another house to stupid up.
Barry: Oh my God, you're just like Dad! Way to go, Mur-man. Years of calling everyone on the planet a moron has poisoned your daughter's love life, and left her cold and alone.
Murray: So you're telling me that I've raised a daughter who doesn't want to date dumbass high school boys?
I think I've done my job.