Gus: Dude, what are you doing? No. Just act normal. Lose the hat. Come on.
Barry: But Zeus Alexander Washington always wears a hat.
Gus: Oh, no. That's your name? That's too many letters, dude. That's too weird. It's too stupid.
Barry: I like my second choice better anyway. James Bond.
Gus: Taken.
Barry: Barry Bonds.
Gus: Also taken.
Barry: Barry Fakington!
Erica: What's wrong with you? Just pick a normal name already.
Barry: Barry Goldberg!
Erica: That's your name.
Barry: Erica Goldberg.
Erica: Idiot, that is my name!
Barry: Sir Richard Chamberlain.
Erica: Stop panicking!
Barry: Mr. Clock Table.
Gus: Now you're just saying things you see.

Barry: Guess who just turned 25! Carlos Del Monaco. Who wants spray paint, lottery tickets? I can vote, rent a car, lease a junior one-bedroom apartment. I'm all man, all the time!

Barry: Dad!
Erica: Shut up.
Barry: Dad! You know he always comes on the third "dad", because he can't ignore it any more. And the man won't be happy because he'll have to walk the stairs. He hates to walk the stairs.
Erica: I don't care. I'm not helping you.
Barry: Dad!
Murray: What?! Why are you calling my name? What do you want? The hell's so damn important that you make me walk the stairs?