Barry Quote #1548
Barry: Barry crisis! The Kremps' skeletons are a bigger hit than my ice-cream truck!
Beverly: So you stole them?
Barry: What choice did I have? The truck frightened no one! In fact, I made a small fortune selling Bomb Pops and Push-Ups. Damn my inviting face!
Beverly: Well, you've always been too handsome. But I have to go. Where are my keys?
Barry: Good news, bad news. Your keys are here, but all your tires are on the ice-cream truck.
Beverly: [inhales deeply] What the [bleep] happened?
Barry: Four simultaneous flats. The less you know the better.
Beverly: Then how am I supposed to get out to the shore to save my grandchild's sensitive cheeks?
Barry: Here. [hands over ice cream van keys]
Beverly: Unbelievable.
The Goldbergs Quotes
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Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, my family loved Halloween. The crazy costumes, the treats, the tricks. But since we were all older and had a new baby in the house, this year was on track to be more like any other day.
Beverly: Oh, this Lost Boys movie is entirely too scary. I mean, who in their right mind moves to Northern California?
Adam: Okay, let's just focus on the movie. Blood-sucking immortal creatures of the night are hell-bent on hanging out with high schoolers. It has flaws.
Beverly: I would love to be a vampire. Oh! Staying young with you forever? [chuckles] That is every mother's dream! And I presume every son's.
Adam: Yeah. Dreams. We all have 'em.
Quote from Barry
Barry: The Halloween war is on!
Adam: I know I shouldn't, but... what?
Barry: As you know, the Kremps have placed a family of skeletons on their lawn as a direct challenge to us.
Beverly: I think that's just Ginzy's lame attempt at a playful holiday decoration.
Barry: It is clearly a game of neighborhood one-ups-man ship. I will not allow our family to be out Halloween-ed!
Beverly: I guess we could string some lights together, and, uh... Oh, maybe get one of those giant Hefty bags shaped like a pumpkin that you fill with leaves. So, fun, but you get a chore done.
Barry: I'm talking about celebrating the way Americans are supposed to. With a front-yard deathscape that will haunt children's dreams into adulthood.
Beverly: My sweet boy wants to take the neighbors down by outshining them. [chuckles] I raised you so well.
Barry: I'm your favorite child. Now, to the street to see my handiwork in action!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Let the nightmares begin!
Beverly: [gasps] I love it. Ginzy's sad skeletons are already hanging their heads in shame. [chuckles]
Barry: Undead JTP!
All: [flatly] Undead JTP.
Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are murderous ice-cream men! Act like it!
Matt: I know it's too late to ask this, but you couldn't have just done this by yourself?
Andy: Yeah, and why aren't you in costume?
Naked Rob: We let him pour raspberry syrup all over us, and that's the question you're asking?