Barry Quote #1529
Quote from Barry in Man of the House
Barry: There you are, sport. It's almost time to wash up for dinner.
Adam: Wash up? You once tried to see how many quarters you could fit in your mouth.
Barry: 48. And I sure hope you picked up your room like your mother asked you to, sport.
Adam: Barry, you and I share the room. And you're the one who started the Doritos fight.
Barry: And I almost forgot... I just bought this for you. Thought it might make for some good dinnertime convo.
Adam: "Your Changing Body"?!
Barry: Don't worry, sport.There are no stupid questions.
Mr. Glascott: Especially about sex. That is confusing.
Adam: My body has already changed! And stop calling me sport!
Barry: They can be so difficult at this age, but that's the job. Come here. [kisses Adam on the forehead]
Adam: Oh!
Barry: Hey, listen, be home before the street lights come on. Bye, Mr. Glascott.
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Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]