Barry Quote #1373
Quote from Barry in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times
Adam: I'll bite. What are you gonna force us to do? The title is "You Only Die Once or Twice, but Never Three Times"?
Barry: Your parts are highlighted. Brea, you are the femme fatale.
Adam: Why am I wearing a bikini in the Swiss Alps?
Barry: I justify it on page seven. You were born in a Russian genetics lab and you're half polar bear from your father's side.
Dave Kim: I'm Q and Moneypenny?
Barry: So much range. Explosive gadgets and secretarial work.
Adam: And I die in the first scene by being filled with lead then pulled apart by giant magnets?
Barry: It's gruesome, but necessary so I can avenge your idiotic death.
Adam: This is lazy writing.
Barry: I refuse to change a single word.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.