Geoff Quote #316

Quote from Geoff in An Itch Like No Other

Erica: Oh, Barry is sound asleep. You want to slip out and catch a movie? I thought we could see Twins.
Geoff: Oh. No, thank you. [chuckles nervously]
Erica: I hear it's a hoot. Because they're unlikely twins.
Geoff: Yeah, no, I get the premise. One's tiny, the other's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Erica: Why wouldn't you want to see a very popular movie with me? Could it be because you weren't at the lab and you've already seen it?
Geoff: Oh, no! You know!
Erica: Damn right, I know! You were the one who said this was parent practice.
Geoff: It was just harder than I thought it would be.
Erica: And then you bail on me? What does that say?
Geoff: It says I'm a bad daddy! A, a bad boy who's gonna be a bad daddy! Bad-boy daddy! That's me! [groans] [door slams]
Barry: [o.s.] Who woke me up? I'm cranky now!


 ‘An Itch Like No Other’ Quotes

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Mr. Glascott: Howdy, neighbor.
Beverly: What time is it?
Mr. Glascott: It is 6:31 in the glorious morning. One minute after neighborhoods across the globe officially open for biz.
Beverly: It's barely light outside.
Mr. Glascott: You know, I used to live overlooking a limestone quarry. That giant, watery pit held so many mysteries. And, for some reason, a Safeway shopping cart.
Beverly: The street lights are still on.
Mr. Glascott: I made strudel. Be careful cutting it. My first rent check is baked inside.
Beverly: That's fun, I guess.
Mr. Glascott: Oh, it was an accident. You know what? Let's plate it before the caramel smudges the ink.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Do you really have to lay there like that, with your butt hovering in the air?
Barry: Well, ever since you overinflated my medical pillow, my options for comfort are limited.
Erica: [sighs] I never thought I would miss looking at your face.
Barry: And there's a new issue. The pain is now an itch. [groans] An itch like no other.
Erica: You heard the doctor. Scratching will prolong the healing, and nobody wants that.
Barry: Just give me a slotted spoon? A balloon whisk? A seafood fork? A grapefruit spoon? A melon baller? One of those little things you hold corn with? Anything!
Erica: Ew! You're a little too familiar with the scratching power of our silverware.

Quote from Beverly

Murray: With a grill like this, I can't have my lady cooking just for me. She'll cook for the whole block.
Beverly: It's the life I've always dreamed of! [grunts] We'll host every weekend and invite all our friends, but we'll always exclude one couple, hmm? Everyone will be in a permanent state of social anxiety. Yay!