Beverly Quote #1228

Quote from Beverly in The Prettiest Boy in School

Geoff: Look at you two go. Just a minute ago, you were independent young adults, and now your mommy's flying food around your face, and what is this?
Beverly: Just rubbing my baby's tootsies.
Erica: Mm! Get in there. Little circles.
Geoff: I'm sorry, Mrs. G., but aren't you worried that, if you treat them like babies, they'll regress into babies?
Beverly: That's the dream. [sighs] My schmoos are back in my sweet bosom.
Erica: It's gross, but it was a long year. Let me have this.

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Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. Yep, getting bullied, hazed, and generally tortured for being a geek had become a tradition. But this year felt different.
Adam: Adam? More like, A-Damn!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I changed up my look over the summer, and it did not go unnoticed.
JC Spink: Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
Adam: Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting or about my gentleman's cankles.
JC Spink: Party at my place in an hour.
Adam: Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, but I love the invite.

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Adam: There's the prettiest girl in school.
Brea: Aw! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school.
Adam: My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
Brea: I know she does. [sighs] See you at lunch.

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Mr. Glascott: What in the Oprah Show Miracle Makeover is this?
Adam: Mr. Glascott. How was your summer?
Mr. Glascott: Terrible. As you know, guidance counseling isn't very lucrative, so I took a summer job mowing the local golf course. I saw two alligators.