Barry Quote #1077
Quote from Barry in The Return of the Formica King
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After my sister rejected me and I rejected her song, the musical was stuck with the biggest reject of all... Barry.
Barry: This was a good decision.
Adam: I guess, man. Just do whatever.
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, dress is up. I need my Tootsie Roll and my Shark-I-Tron!
Dave Kim: It's always been a dream to work together. What am I, again?
Barry: The fool I'm about to lyrically smoke. Drop a beat!
Ms. Cinoman: You know, I had my doubts, but I think that this might work.
Barry: [raps] I'm a Tootsie Roll, my name is Clyde On the playground, I go down the slide I ride the swings and the seesaw With my main man Riggs, but not Murtaugh Something's comin' in the park It's a giant monster robot shark The kids all jump, the sharks attack Riggs jumps on my Tootsie back That's how I roll, Clyde the Tootsie Now all the fly ladies wanna play footsie Rest in peace, Martin Riggs!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Return of the Formica King’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Dave Kim: So, what are we doing, again?
Adam: Erica ditched me, and I gotta finish a rousing musical that ties six story lines together and makes the audience weep by tomorrow. Here's what I got so far. [catchy melody plays]
Dave Kim: Are those the opening bars to "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon?
Adam: Gah! I knew it sounded familiar!
Quote from Barry
Adam: Balls! Why would Erica screw me like this? A handful of drama kids are counting on me.
Barry: I'll do it.
Adam: No one's asking you. And what could you possibly bring to the table?
Barry: Oh, I bring everything to the table... chairs, place mats, napkin rings, decorative centerpieces, candles, my elbows.
Adam: Stop naming things that go on a table! I need music and lyrics.
Barry: Done and done. I'll write you the greatest rap known to man, and you can waste it on your lazy high school play.
Adam: Pass! I don't need you showing up out of nowhere, sucking on a treat, and insinuating yourself into my life!
Barry: You'll be back. They all come back. Except for all the ones who never come back.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Yoo-hoo. Geoffy's home. Oh, my, a guest? Erica, you didn't say anything about company. I'm so sorry. This is not how it normally looks.
Erica: Geoff, stop. You do not have to clean up for him. He was just leaving.
Geoff: So soon? A-At least stay for a beverage. We have Tab and sink water.
Adam: You've tempted me. I'm gonna park myself right here and make a night of it.
Erica: No! I have things to do.
Adam: Like finish a musical with your baby brother?
Geoff: Wow. You guys are a regular Rodgers and Hammerstein, except you're siblings and children and... Hey, look, a whole song about slides!
Adam: It's called "The Play Ground," and it's set in a playground. It makes you think.
Geoff: It almost does. A duet about monkey bars? I can't wait.
Erica: Well, you're gonna have to, because it's not happening.
Adam: Unless you take my hand and come with me to complete our theatrical destiny. Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Geoff: Stop by anytime. You're always welcome in our home.
Erica: No, he's not. And stop offering my Tabs to people.