Dave Kim Quote #64
Quote from Dave Kim in Dave Kim's Party
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Dave Kim's party was in full swing and off the chain. The place was packed, the music was bumpin', the shots jello'd, and that guy was shirtless. This night was gonna be epic!
Johnny: Nice. Dave Kim is quite the host. I'm gonna take a shower in the master and get my night started.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] The only thing missing was a certain special lady.
Adam: This is officially a cool party! Why isn't Brea here, Dave Kim?
Dave Kim: Dude, I've got my own problems right now. Carla is playing a drinking game with my baby pictures!
Carla: Look at you holding the football like you know how it works.
Dave Kim: That's not all. Those guys are wearing Villanova sweatshirts, and based on their facial hair and nonstop references to beating Georgetown, I think they actually go there.
Carla: I hope your parents have earthquake insurance, 'cause this party's gonna be rockin'! [cheering]
Dave Kim: They have fire and flood, but their deductible is super-high!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dave Kim's Party’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Whether they did or they just happened to be in the store, they got to witness maybe the first-ever dramatic reading of a cookbook.
Beverly: "1/2 cup cream. Two sticks of butter, cubed. Toss into margarine until combined"!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And once my mom got going, she didn't want to stop...
Beverly: "Whisk gently with water until the clumps... have dissipated."
Adult Adam: [v.o.] ...or stay totally on topic.
Beverly: You know, I like to think I do for Parm what Madam Curie did for, uh... well, whatever it is she did.
Erica: Should we be worried Mom won't handle all this attention in a positive way?
Murray: Nah. She'll be fine.
Beverly: I have a husband and three children, and yet, today, my life began!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Okay, book guy, buckle up, 'Cause I got a few ideas guaranteed to be best sellers.
Mr. Whitby: Wow me.
Barry: Think "The Shining," but instead of the hotel, it's the beach, and instead of ghosts, it's hot chicks.
Mr. Whitby: Okay.
Barry: You know how people like the Bible, right? What if there was a sequel?
Mr. Whitby: I'm an atheist.
Barry: Dracula, but a book.
Mr. Whitby: I have news for you.
Barry: A book of poems that's been hollowed out to hide nunchucks.
Mr. Whitby: My people will be in touch. And I'm far enough away now to tell you that that was a lie.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: There they are. Well, welcome to party plan central.
Dave Kim: Is it too late to discuss alternate venues?
Adam: Yep. Let's plan this beast, keeping in mind we need this party to be cool and inviting to redheaded 17-year-old girls who I know play volleyball. I'll start. A volleyball.
Dave Kim: Here's something fun... BYOB, "bring your own broom."
Johnny: My turn. 50 kegs.
Brian Walls: Giant speakers that will blow out car windows.
JC Spink: A party donkey.
Carla: A no-rules foam room and a giant fish tank full of hammerheads.
Dave Kim: Disposable shoe covers, like at an open house.