Beverly Quote #1086
Quote from Beverly in Angst-Giving
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Erica and Barry quit my Uncle Marvin cold turkey, my mom was excited to have a Thanksgiving Day redo.
Beverly: Morning, Ben. Oh, I'm so glad to see you up and feeling better, and I promise, we are gonna have a great... The [bleep] are you eating?
Pop-Pop: Gobble gobble. [chuckles] It's cold, but it's tasty.
Beverly: Did you carve my bird?
Pop-Pop: No, I just yanked the leg off. [grunts] It fought me, but I won.
Beverly: Damn it, Ben, I worked my ass off preparing this.
Pop-Pop: I'm enjoying it. [chuckles] What more do you want?
Beverly: To eat it together as a family.
Pop-Pop: There's plenty more. Besides, eh, the big guy hasn't even been at it.
Beverly: The big guy? You mean your son? Your child?
Pop-Pop: Like he needs anything more from me, huh? What? He's got the big house, got the tables full of food, the fancy doodads. Not to mention you, Blondie, and those annoying rugrats of yours.
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Quote from Murray
Pop-Pop: After your mother left, I was stuck with two dumb boys and didn't know how to be a parent, bonehead.
Murray: How is that my fault, you jerk?
Pop-Pop: It isn't. I was just scared and lonely and overwhelmed... And I got angry and took it out on the wrong people, dumbass.
Murray: Well, I didn't know that, moron.
Beverly: I know you're yelling and it all sounds hateful, but this is really good.
Murray: I had to raise myself and my brother because you wouldn't, you piece of crap.
Pop-Pop: And that is my greatest regret, you fathead idiot.
Murray: That is the nicest thing that you have ever said to me, you old sack of bones!
Beverly: It's working. It sounds so terrible, but it's beautiful.
Pop-Pop: That's why I crap on everything you have, because I'm jealous. I mean, look at your life. Look at this big, dumb house and your beautiful moron family.
Murray: It is nice! And I'm proud of myself.
Pop-Pop: You should be, you ass.
Murray: I'm glad I could share it with you, you son of a bitch.
Pop-Pop: Me, too! I'd like to make up for lost time, putz.
Murray: I'd very much like that, you broken old bastard!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: This is what I'm talking about! It's finally Thanks-[bleep]-giving!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'm gonna give your dad the best day ever so that when he finally does see Pop-Pop, he won't even mind.
Adam: Sure, 'cause people rarely hold onto the memory of the person who hurt them most as a child.
Beverly: First, I'll let Steve Martin and John Candy work their thin guy/fat guy chemistry, then I'll invite his dingbat friends over.
Adam: Don't Bill and Vic have to be with their own miserable families on Thanksgiving?
Beverly: Lucky for us, Bill is totally alone. He has no one.
Adam: That is lucky.
Beverly: And Vic is Canadian. And those moose kissers celebrate Thanksgiving in October for hockey or maple syrup reasons.
Adam: Yeah, I guess Vic and Bill do calm Dad down, like that blanket you throw on Lucky when it thunders.
Beverly: And then comes my masterstroke... Your dad is gonna watch his beloved Eagles beat the Cowboys.
Adam: How are you gonna guarantee the Eagles win?
Beverly: Easy. I told him the game starts at 2:00. They already played, and those bumbling green doofuses somehow won.
Adam: So, you recorded it and you're gonna play it back for him. I admit, it's brilliant.