Beverly Quote #1029
Quote from Beverly in Dana's Back
Beverly: Hi, Dean Dean. Beverly Goldberg.
Dean: Not Dean Dean. Just a man named Dean who... Happens to be a dean.
Beverly: Dean Dean, these are the housing checks for Barry and Erica Goldberg. Make sure Barry's room is no further than 30 feet from the bathroom. He's got a bit of a fussy tummy.
Dean: Well, wait, these were due months ago.
Beverly: Which is when my conscious mind sent them in.
Dean: Your conscious mind?
Beverly: Oh, it's a teeny possibility that my subconscious mind did not send them in.
Dean: So, you didn't send them in?
Beverly: Or it's also a teeny possibility that your conscious mind received the checks, but that your subconscious mind destroyed them.
Dean: Why would it do that?
Beverly: I don't know. Why would a man named Dean seek out a career in deaning? [chuckles lightly] We can't control our subconscious minds, Dean Dean. The point is, I forgive you. Have a great year.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dana's Back’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, and what's worse is, now he refuses to attend my funeral. Help me, Dean Dean.
Dean: As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, housing became available for your children.
Beverly: It did?
Dean: Yes, and when I called to tell you, your husband said "No, thanks."
Beverly: Are you [bleep] [bleep] with me right now?
Quote from Barry
Barry: I mean it. You will never again have the experience of being in the same room as me.
Beverly: What if we're at a family wedding?
Barry: I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room.
Erica: What about a museum?
Barry: Unlikely, since I have no interest in history or art of any kind.
Erica: Fallout shelter?
Barry: I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion.
Beverly: What about my funeral?
Barry: I will give a dominant eulogy...
Beverly: Oh, thank God.
Barry: ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location.
Quote from Beverly
Dean: Well, wait. To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. So, there's nothing I can do.
Beverly: This will be the first of many times you say that to me, and the first of many times I won't listen.
Dean: There may be something I can do.