Beverly Quote #1026
Quote from Beverly in Vacation
Security Guard: Oh, sorry, park's closed.
Adam: What? Oh, no! Someone do something!
Beverly: I'm here! [laughs] Don't worry, schmoo. Mama's got this.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In that moment, Beverly Goldberg did what she did best... She lied her ass off. She told elaborate, far-fetched tales of our journey. Apparently, we were attacked by bald eagles and a motorcycle gang? There was a tornado, and then a tsunami. And then another tornado. She wove a tapestry of lies so intricate, so beautiful, by the end, none of us knew what was real.
Beverly: ...and that is when little Adam had to help his grandpa by sucking out the venom.
Security Guard: Wow, you guys have been through a whole lot as a family. And you know what? I had no idea there were zebras in Arizona.
Beverly: Zebras are the piranhas of the sand.
Security Guard: Well, you know what? All I meant was the park is closed now. But it opens in 15 minutes.
Beverly: [laughs] Why didn't you say something?
Security Guard: Well, I tried, but you were going on and on and on. But go on in! Come on, the park's all yours!
Beverly: Rusty, you're the best!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Adam: Who cares! I can't believe we're flying to California!
Beverly: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! That won't give me enough time squished together with my squishies. [chuckles] We're driving!
Adam: To the airport and then we're flying?
Erica: When will I learn not to hug until I hear all of the details?
Beverly: It'll be just like the Griswolds. We're gonna see America!
Pops: This America? I've seen it. It's all corn.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: So we're gonna take one last unforgettable family vacation before everybody starts the next big chapter in their lives! What do you say?
Pops: We love you, but pass.
Beverly: You're gonna pass on a trip to Disneyland?
Adam: Oh, balls!
Erica: I love you now!
Beverly: Ah, that's right! Embrace your mama!
Adam: Star Wars just opened a ride there! It's called "Star Tours"! You get to travel to the forest moon of Endor!
Beverly: Well, I "Endor" you. Boop!
Adam: Even you can't ruin this. Star Wars teaming up with Disney is just so big! Sure, I wish they'd dedicate a whole land to Star Wars, but that's just a little boy's dream!
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm not going to Disneyland! I'm a grown adult man who will be starting a fully accredited university in a week.
Pops: But you love that Snow White. You've had a crush on her since you could talk. Which was late for your age. But still.
Barry: Sure, Ms. White has pretty hair and she's patient with those dwarves in a way you know you'd just vibe with her, but not at all!