Murray Quote #741

Quote from Murray in Mom Trumps Willow

Barry: Once I'm done, our dad will be able to choose without question which one of us should go to Penn.
Murray: Erica.
Barry: What?
Murray: I choose Erica.
Barry: But I didn't even start.
Murray: Moron, you got into other schools. The only choice this girl has is that couch or that college. So it's Erica.
Erica: Yeah, I don't want to step in, but I think he chose Erica.
Barry: How did you even get into Penn? You flunked out of stupid music college!
Erica: I told them that after high school, I took a long-ass "music sabbatical." They ate that up. Dummies.
Murray: I feel good about my choice. Erica! I chose Erica! Erica, Erica, Erica.

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 ‘Mom Trumps Willow’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: You know, I've been thinking a lot about "Willow," and I gotta say, the movie stayed with me.
Dave Kim: Me too, bro! I mean, Val Kilmer!
Adam: Val Kilmer!
Dave Kim: That dude is awesome in everything he does. "Top Secret," "Real Genius," "Lost Boys."
Adam: Val Kilmer isn't in "Lost Boys."
Dave Kim: Of course he is. He's the vampire with the face and the fangs.
Adam: I will bet you 20 large that you are dead wrong, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: You are so on!
Adam: We'll just go to the public library, scan the microfiche, and pore over every People magazine on file. After hours of researching and cross-referencing, boom! We will have our answer!
Dave Kim: Dude, our modern world is awesome.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Boom! Barry did it! Barry got in! Everyone wants Barry!
Murray: Whoo-hoo! That makes three colleges!
Barry: But this is the one, baby! Best pre-med program on the East Coast.
Murray: The best!
Barry: Screw you, garbage safety schools Ithaca and Bucknell.
Murray: [chuckles] You're garbage. We don't need you now.

Quote from Erica

Erica: [congested] Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, but so much sinus pressure.
Beverly: Oh, no! Your cold got worse.
Adam: Aw, come on! She's clearly faking!
Beverly: Shame on you, Adam! For the past week, I have been closely monitoring Erica's cough, sniffles, sore throat, sour tummy, and uncontrollable eye twitch.
Erica: See? It does it on its own 'cause it's real.