Erica Quote #433

Quote from Erica in I Lost on Jeopardy

Erica: Well, you know what? When I win on "Price is Right," I'm not sharing any of my cash or prizes from the Showcase Showdown. And you know what else? I'm gonna go on "Family Feud" all by myself.
Beverly: Oh, please! We all know you need us for that game.
Erica: I'll just tell them I'm an orphan and win it all on my own.
Beverly: Don't you dare! I got it. If you go on "Family Feud" without your beloved family, then that is the ultimate betrayal! Do not cry.
Erica: Oh, it's happening. And when I get my creepy kiss from Richard Dawson, you will be nowhere in sight!
Beverly: She's threatening to go on "Family Feud" by herself! She's gone too far.
Murray: You and I are upset about different things.

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 ‘I Lost on Jeopardy’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adam: Trust me, bro. I don't think Kim's a spy.
Barry: Of course she is.
Adam: When she read your note, she immediately had tears of sadness and rage.
Barry: Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie. But I literally eat cookies for breakfast.

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: Gah!
Dave Kim: Chill, bro. It's me, Dave Kim. I'm the new mascot.
Adam: Since when, Dave Kim?
Carla: Since me.
Dave Kim: My girlfriend's super into it.
Carla: I got a thing for older men with giant heads.
Dave Kim: I can't feel anything, but I feel something great is happening.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.