Barry Quote #882
Quote from Barry in I Lost on Jeopardy
Kim: Oh, no. You have no idea who I am.
Barry: Of course I do!
Kim: I'm Kim.
Barry: Kim.
Kim: I sat behind you in bio class-
Barry: You sat behind me in classics-
Kim: And I gave you my pen after yours leaked
Barry: and I took a leak on your shirt-
Kim: all over your shirt, and then you punched-
Barry: and munched that-
Kim: really expensive microscope.
Barry: the pensive microphone.
Kim: [gasps] Well, this has been brutal, so, bye!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Lost on Jeopardy’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Trust me, bro. I don't think Kim's a spy.
Barry: Of course she is.
Adam: When she read your note, she immediately had tears of sadness and rage.
Barry: Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie. But I literally eat cookies for breakfast.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: Gah!
Dave Kim: Chill, bro. It's me, Dave Kim. I'm the new mascot.
Adam: Since when, Dave Kim?
Carla: Since me.
Dave Kim: My girlfriend's super into it.
Carla: I got a thing for older men with giant heads.
Dave Kim: I can't feel anything, but I feel something great is happening.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.