Murray Quote #732

Quote from Murray in I Lost on Jeopardy

Newscaster: [on TV] And in game-show news, Michael Larson of Ohio cracked the code on "Press Your Luck" and won over $100,000.
Murray: Yep, he cracked the code.
Adam: My God, man! You know what you cost us?! A mahogany bedroom set and wicker patio furniture.
Murray: Damn it! Why do I discourage my children?!
Adam: And a state-of-the-art Sanyo hi-fi stereo system!
Murray: Hi-fi?! That's the best kind of fi there is!
Adam: And a wildly impractical home sauna!
Murray: I have no room for it, but it's my dream!
Adam: Plus a trip to Orlando, Florida, where you can ride the movies!
Murray: What have I done?!
Both: Gah!

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 ‘I Lost on Jeopardy’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adam: Trust me, bro. I don't think Kim's a spy.
Barry: Of course she is.
Adam: When she read your note, she immediately had tears of sadness and rage.
Barry: Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie. But I literally eat cookies for breakfast.

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: Gah!
Dave Kim: Chill, bro. It's me, Dave Kim. I'm the new mascot.
Adam: Since when, Dave Kim?
Carla: Since me.
Dave Kim: My girlfriend's super into it.
Carla: I got a thing for older men with giant heads.
Dave Kim: I can't feel anything, but I feel something great is happening.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.