Beverly Quote #993

Quote from Beverly in Eight-bit Goldbergs

Beverly: Are you sure about these lobsters, Dad? This place is very expensive.
Pops: We're supposed to be celebrating my big win.
Beverly: Dad, stop. You didn't win anything.
Pops: What?
Beverly: I didn't place the bets because I was trying to protect you. This gambling has become a real problem.
Pops: You think I don't know that? Bevy, I needed this win. I needed to be me again.
Beverly: Not like this. None of this is you.
Pops: I just thought I could figure this out on my own. I'm used to fixing problems in this family, not being the problem.
Beverly: Well, now it's my turn to help fix this for you.

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 ‘Eight-bit Goldbergs’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: What the crap? That looks like a computer version of me!
Adam: Really? I don't see it.
Barry: It's says my name right there! Dude! You can't make a game about me without express written consent!

Quote from Adam

[Erica plays notes on the keyboard]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My game was writing itself. I even got an annoying video game theme song, thanks to my aimless sister.
Erica: Wait. That's it! I got my hit song! Banana, banana Banana, banana Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. That sucks.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, the Goldbergs would become an actual computer game. But was the world ready?
Murray: Bevy! I forgot to take my shoes off, and now they're stuck! Damn it, I'm pants-trapped again!
Adam: Eh, we'll tone it down for America, make 'em more likable.

Quote from Bill Lewis

Bill Lewis: Mm. That lucky bastard! I'll tell ya, if I was an older lady, I wouldn't mind spending a little time with him.
Beverly: This is a nightmare.
Bill Lewis: Relax. I said if I was a lady.
Beverly: No. I'm talking about my dad's gambling. He just tried to borrow money from Bill, of all people.
Bill Lewis: Oh, Lord, she's right. I'm not the person you ask for money. My net worth is seven.