Murray Quote #722

Quote from Murray in Eight-bit Goldbergs

Murray: Bevy, the only thing your dad cares about more than gambling is doing what he's told not to do. Let him go to the casino.
Beverly: Wait, that's it! When he does, we'll trail him and catch him losing big, and then he'll have to admit he's got a problem. Good idea, Mur.
Murray: On your way back, fill my car up with some gas. Thank you.
Beverly: Fine. Bill will help me spy on my father.
Bill Lewis: Wha? No, no, no. I just came over for some salsa. Mur, say something.
Murray: Get me a funnel cake. I love funnel cakes.

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 ‘Eight-bit Goldbergs’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: What the crap? That looks like a computer version of me!
Adam: Really? I don't see it.
Barry: It's says my name right there! Dude! You can't make a game about me without express written consent!

Quote from Adam

[Erica plays notes on the keyboard]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My game was writing itself. I even got an annoying video game theme song, thanks to my aimless sister.
Erica: Wait. That's it! I got my hit song! Banana, banana Banana, banana Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. That sucks.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, the Goldbergs would become an actual computer game. But was the world ready?
Murray: Bevy! I forgot to take my shoes off, and now they're stuck! Damn it, I'm pants-trapped again!
Adam: Eh, we'll tone it down for America, make 'em more likable.

Quote from Bill Lewis

Bill Lewis: Mm. That lucky bastard! I'll tell ya, if I was an older lady, I wouldn't mind spending a little time with him.
Beverly: This is a nightmare.
Bill Lewis: Relax. I said if I was a lady.
Beverly: No. I'm talking about my dad's gambling. He just tried to borrow money from Bill, of all people.
Bill Lewis: Oh, Lord, she's right. I'm not the person you ask for money. My net worth is seven.