Beverly Quote #988
Quote from Beverly in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
Beverly: Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord in poop. You know what? You were right. This is not gonna help me sell my cookbook. All I'm gonna do is make a fool of myself.
Adam: Mom! Look at me. You're in my world now, the AV world. This is where I shine. So you just have to follow my lead, and I'll make you look good.
Beverly: Okay, I am so confused. You said-
Adam: I know what I said, and I was wrong. You've always been there to support me with your love and kindness and new pants. And now it's my turn to support you. So take my hand and let's go be on a TV station that legally has to let anyone on.
Beverly: Preheat that oven. It's parmin' time.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Aw, honey, what's wrong?
Beverly: Nothing. I'm just tearing up 'cause Julia's chopping an onion.
Pops: You do know that that onion is on TV, right?
Beverly: [voice breaking] Okay, fine! [sniffles] It's my cookbook. I sent it out to some publishers, and they said I was poop and that my cooking was poop and that my one and only dream is poop!
Pops: No one has just one dream, Bevy. I'm sure you got plenty of others.
Beverly: Well, like Barry becomes a doctor, Erica wins a Grammy, Adam gets a rare disease that prevents his snuggly little body from developing into a full adult man.
Pops: Bev, none of those dreams are about you, and one in particular is very troubling.
Beverly: Damn it, I know! Erica's never gonna win a Grammy!
Quote from Murray
Geoff: Bar, those letters were written about me. And they need to be sent in sealed so the admissions people know they're legit.
Barry: So, you're saying I'm going to actually have to ask a teacher to write nice stuff about me?
Erica: Ha! You're not going to college.
Murray: College-what? Who said college?
Matt: Whoa, where'd he come from?
Andy: For a big man, he moves like a phantom.
Murray: Because college is the only thing that matters to me. That and the thermostat.
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Okay, I'm sure it's not as bad as ya think. Lemme see that letter.
Beverly: Take your pick.
Pops: "Dear Ms. Goldberg, your blending of fish and veal is both upsetting and against God's plan."
Beverly: [sobbing]