Murray Quote #720
Quote from Murray in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
Barry: Wait, you know?
Murray: Yes! I found that charred, damp letter right where you left it.
Barry: Gah! Why didn't Mom clean that up?
Murray: Because you're a dumbass, which is why I went to Katman and got you a brand-new recco.
Barry: How is this happening? The man said no and cursed me out in the nicest possible way!
Murray: Because this man doesn't take no for an answer when it comes to college. But listen to me. Do not betray your weird, happy teacher again. As a matter of fact, just steer clear of him forever.
Erica: My God, you're actually super effective and good at Dad stuff when you care.
Murray: That's on you for not being interesting. You gotta promise me you're gonna go against all your instincts and not be a moron who opens this letter. Can you do that? Can you not be a moron?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Aw, honey, what's wrong?
Beverly: Nothing. I'm just tearing up 'cause Julia's chopping an onion.
Pops: You do know that that onion is on TV, right?
Beverly: [voice breaking] Okay, fine! [sniffles] It's my cookbook. I sent it out to some publishers, and they said I was poop and that my cooking was poop and that my one and only dream is poop!
Pops: No one has just one dream, Bevy. I'm sure you got plenty of others.
Beverly: Well, like Barry becomes a doctor, Erica wins a Grammy, Adam gets a rare disease that prevents his snuggly little body from developing into a full adult man.
Pops: Bev, none of those dreams are about you, and one in particular is very troubling.
Beverly: Damn it, I know! Erica's never gonna win a Grammy!
Quote from Murray
Geoff: Bar, those letters were written about me. And they need to be sent in sealed so the admissions people know they're legit.
Barry: So, you're saying I'm going to actually have to ask a teacher to write nice stuff about me?
Erica: Ha! You're not going to college.
Murray: College-what? Who said college?
Matt: Whoa, where'd he come from?
Andy: For a big man, he moves like a phantom.
Murray: Because college is the only thing that matters to me. That and the thermostat.
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Okay, I'm sure it's not as bad as ya think. Lemme see that letter.
Beverly: Take your pick.
Pops: "Dear Ms. Goldberg, your blending of fish and veal is both upsetting and against God's plan."
Beverly: [sobbing]