Adam Quote #699

Quote from Adam in There Can Only Be One Highlander Club

Johnny Atkins: I can't believe I'm in an actual school club.
Adam: Yeah, now you finally have something to put on your college resume.
Johnny Atkins: College? You blew it, Carla. You'll rue the day you ever picked Dave Kim over me. I'm a potential college applicant now.
Carla: Um, yeah, right. Davey K. respects me, listens to me, and hides from me because I terrify him. It's so hot.
Johnny Atkins: Damn it! I love her! Tell me exactly what I got to do to get into a fancy college and become a rich, international man of business.
Adam: I guess you can start by going to the college fair they have every year.
Johnny Atkins: Too much work. I'm out. Your advice sucks, Goldnerd.
Adam: [sighs] I wish we never had that play date.

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 ‘There Can Only Be One Highlander Club’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: Hey. I got you a little something.
Andy: What is all this?
Barry: I know it's not realistic to map out the next 120 years, but I can at least reserve eight days a year.
Naked Rob: That sounds doable.
Barry: Good. 'Cause I'm gonna work my ass off as a doctor so I can buy five season tickets to the Eagles games for the rest of our lives.
Matt: Dude, are you serious?
Barry: JTP forever.
All: JTP forever.
Barry: Andy, your hand's so small.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Just gimme a sec. I gotta find a blank tape so I can record "Highlander."
Beverly: Wait, I bought you that movie for your half birthday. What happened to that tape?
Adam: Uh, I kinda thought it was a piece of wood and sawed it in half?
Beverly: Schmoo, you gotta be more careful. Yesterday you lost the lunch money I gave you for square pizza day.
Adam: Forgetful me.
Beverly: And the day before that you got your underpants caught in your locker, and they got wedged way up in the crack of your little tushie.
Erica: Ew, stop. Clearly, someone's picking on the kid.

Quote from Pops

Barry: Dude, forget the crab. If Kormy's your friend, you gotta go see him.
Murray: High school friends are nice, but then life happens, and you move on.
Barry: No, the JTP will always be inseparable blood brothers that will be together forever. Pops, back me up here.
Pops: How's about we take a drive and talk about it? Maybe down to that crab place.
Barry: All right, enough with the crab!
Pops: We're going to Delaware!