Beverly Quote #970
Quote from Beverly in There Can Only Be One Highlander Club
Johnny Atkins: Can we start this play date already? Friday nights are when I deep-condition my ponytail.
Adam: Then why did you agree to this?
Johnny Atkins: I didn't. Your smoking hot mom forced me.
Beverly: It's true. I cornered him in that park where all the boys and girls go to study in their cars and said that I'd scratch his Celica with a wine opener if he didn't agree to a play date. Totino's Pizza Rolls?
Adam: Leave the pizza rolls and go!
Beverly: Oh, I'll just take out the trundle bed in case you want to sleep over, Jonathan.
Johnny Atkins: Ha, even your room is nerdy! Can't wait to tell everyone at school your bed has a baby bed.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘There Can Only Be One Highlander Club’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Just gimme a sec. I gotta find a blank tape so I can record "Highlander."
Beverly: Wait, I bought you that movie for your half birthday. What happened to that tape?
Adam: Uh, I kinda thought it was a piece of wood and sawed it in half?
Beverly: Schmoo, you gotta be more careful. Yesterday you lost the lunch money I gave you for square pizza day.
Adam: Forgetful me.
Beverly: And the day before that you got your underpants caught in your locker, and they got wedged way up in the crack of your little tushie.
Erica: Ew, stop. Clearly, someone's picking on the kid.
Quote from Pops
Barry: Dude, forget the crab. If Kormy's your friend, you gotta go see him.
Murray: High school friends are nice, but then life happens, and you move on.
Barry: No, the JTP will always be inseparable blood brothers that will be together forever. Pops, back me up here.
Pops: How's about we take a drive and talk about it? Maybe down to that crab place.
Barry: All right, enough with the crab!
Pops: We're going to Delaware!
Quote from Murray
Barry: How come you never see these guys anymore?
Murray: Kormy lives in Lancaster now. That's way too far.
Barry: Too far? You once drove out to Delaware just to get a crab hoagie.
Pops: That was a good hoagie.
Murray: Yeah, it had crab in it.
Pops: Dense crab.
Murray: And that bread was delicious.
Pops: I remember that trip.
Murray: Yeah. Crab.