Murray Quote #707

Quote from Murray in My Valentine Boy

Beverly: What have we here?
Murray: Oh, stop. Don't look at that. It's not even Valentine's Day yet.
Beverly: I bet I know what it is... A fancy assortment of Jagielky's Candies!
Murray: You loved them for the last 18 years, so I thought I'd buy 'em again!
Beverly: "Dear Bevy, you're as sweet as candy." Murray!
Murray: I wrote it last year, so I knew you'd love it again!


 ‘My Valentine Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Murray: Damn it, Al! You filmed it backwards!
Pops: I pushed the button like Adam does.
Murray: It was off when it was supposed to be on!
Pops: Why would a red light mean "On"? Red is the international signal for "Stop"!
Murray: That's with cars, not with cameras!
Pops: Oh, now you're a camera expert!

Quote from Pops

Pops: This is a fun, little ditty. It's 17 minutes long, and it tells the story of a boy who lost his rag. [strumming] Ohh!

 Murray Goldberg Quotes

Quote from Dinner with the Goldbergs

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was now decision-making time. And for my dad, the only choice was how to save money.
Murray: Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules. Remember, no prime cuts, no fancy sides, no out-of-season vegetables, no market price, no salad bar, no items in French, no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
All: No appetizers of any kind, 'cause that's how they screw ya.
Geoff: Does that include a nice soup?
Murray: Are you for real? Is he for real? You're gonna eat a little meal before you eat a big meal? How many meals do you need?

Quote from A Chorus Lie

Erica: How is it my fault that every guy in our school is an unbearable moron?
Lainey: That's another thing. You gotta stop calling everyone a moron.
Murray: Morons! You're being too loud! Find another house to stupid up.
Barry: Oh my God, you're just like Dad! Way to go, Mur-man. Years of calling everyone on the planet a moron has poisoned your daughter's love life, and left her cold and alone.
Murray: So you're telling me that I've raised a daughter who doesn't want to date dumbass high school boys?
I think I've done my job.