Barry Quote #831
Quote from Barry in Major League'd
Barry: They just called me a four-eyed nerdling. That's so hurtful. Who talks to people like that just because they wear corrective lenses?
Adam: You? Almost every single day of my life?
Barry: Well, yeah, 'cause you're a four-eyed nerdling... Oh, no! I get it now!
Adam: You're just now getting that being called a nerd is hurtful?
Barry: Yes. Now that I'm affected, I care.
Adam: Great. 'Cause we actually have a chance to stand up and fight back.
Barry: No, guys I can't wear these things.
Adam: What's the worst that happens?
Barry: Look, there's a reason I refused to admit I needed these things. Yeah, I act all cool, but I'm not. And these glasses will just make it worse. I'm sorry. I can't do it.
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Quote from Erica
Erica: Okay, let's just take a deep breath of the fresh mountain air and think. I lied my way into this mess. I can lie my way out of it.
[cut to:]
Erica: And just as the scholastic gala was ending, Geoff and I walked outside and found a sack of abandoned puppies. Naturally, we raced the car to the animal hospital, but there was a drawbridge being raised and we tried to jump it for the puppies because we're good people, but the car didn't make it. Luckily, we're fine and so were the two dozen puppies that have now all found homes.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Drawbridges are death ramps. My nail girl's brother tried to jump a drawbridge. They found his head and torso on a fishing trawler. He's in culinary school now, but every day is a struggle. Thank God the two of you were not hurt.
Quote from Barry
Erica: Move, dumbass. We can't see.
Barry: I know. I was once like you. But thanks to major advances in contact-lens technology, I now have the vision of an eagle holding a telescope. Now that I have better-than-perfect vision, a whole new world of careers has opened up for me. Be hold. I can now be a fighter pilot, umpire, professional Where's Waldo-finder, Avid reader, guy who writes things on rice, long-distance peeping tom, and Olympic athlete.
Erica: It's a tad late to start training for the Olympics.
Barry: Not with these laser-focused baby browns. Oh, God, my contact lens popped out. Help. Help me.
Erica: Mark my words, if Barry somehow makes it in, it will be the most memorable thing to ever happen at the Olympics.