Adam Quote #665

Quote from Adam in Major League'd

Mr. Crosby: That is a wrap on whatever the hell this is. Get your hands and feet to the gym, boys.
[later:]
All right, you've died of dysentery. Time to play sports.
Matt Schernecke: Can I save my-
Mr. Crosby: Go! Get your ass to the gym. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
[later:]
Mr. Crosby: Come with me, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: Is this about my birdhouse? I need an extension.
[later:]
Mr. Crosby: David Sirota, Jessie Wudders, stop playing pretend government and start playing real baseball.
Jessie Wudders: But I only own penny loafers.
Mr. Crosby: This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Needless to say, my brother wasn't thrilled with our team's new rookies.

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 ‘Major League'd’ Quotes

Quote from Erica

Erica: Okay, let's just take a deep breath of the fresh mountain air and think. I lied my way into this mess. I can lie my way out of it.
[cut to:]
Erica: And just as the scholastic gala was ending, Geoff and I walked outside and found a sack of abandoned puppies. Naturally, we raced the car to the animal hospital, but there was a drawbridge being raised and we tried to jump it for the puppies because we're good people, but the car didn't make it. Luckily, we're fine and so were the two dozen puppies that have now all found homes.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Drawbridges are death ramps. My nail girl's brother tried to jump a drawbridge. They found his head and torso on a fishing trawler. He's in culinary school now, but every day is a struggle. Thank God the two of you were not hurt.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Move, dumbass. We can't see.
Barry: I know. I was once like you. But thanks to major advances in contact-lens technology, I now have the vision of an eagle holding a telescope. Now that I have better-than-perfect vision, a whole new world of careers has opened up for me. Be hold. I can now be a fighter pilot, umpire, professional Where's Waldo-finder, Avid reader, guy who writes things on rice, long-distance peeping tom, and Olympic athlete.
Erica: It's a tad late to start training for the Olympics.
Barry: Not with these laser-focused baby browns. Oh, God, my contact lens popped out. Help. Help me.
Erica: Mark my words, if Barry somehow makes it in, it will be the most memorable thing to ever happen at the Olympics.